Ernests Gulbis pays for sex. Or tries to anyway.
So says Pim Pim in his TELL ALL BLOG:
“Monaco fick sent igår kväll reda på att han blivit anklagad i argentinsk press för att han var den skyldige spelaren som köpt sex under helgen trots att Gulbis redan erkänt.”
Which translates to:
“Monaco found out last night that he was accused in the Argentine press of being the player who bought sex during the weekend while Gulbis already acknowledged. He will probably have a difficult time before the match on Wednesday. I’ll try to take advantage of it early in the match …”
Somewhere in Moscow, Marat Safin is dying of laughter.
Poor Pico, being blamed without any cause. What a way to cap off a completely useless year of ‘tennis’, Ernie.
Oh, Pim Pim..thanks for the goss. <3
One down, one more to go. Is it Bolelli as everyone thinks? Or does Ernests’ friend Deivids Juksa have a role to play? I’m sure we’ll have more goss soon.
EDIT.
From MTF comes moar amazingness:
